Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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