What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
