My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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