when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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