yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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