we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
