ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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