I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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