HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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