porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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