question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
