I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I have fence marks all over my body
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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