Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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