Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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