The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My hand turned me down
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We left the knife in your bed.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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