He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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