Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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