So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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