He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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