Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I am available for nakedness
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