party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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