Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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