summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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