That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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