nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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