one word: firstdatebathroomanal
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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