Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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