I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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