i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
