i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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