No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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