There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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