you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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