the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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