Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
only you would photoshop your dick
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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