its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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