how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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