My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
