She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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