quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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