I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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