is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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