The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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