Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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