so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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