did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
