# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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