Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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