How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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