I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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