You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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